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  1. The Hoov

    UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! 3/8/14 Edition

    Ultimate Wrestling Federation Presents..... UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! "FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS!" The theme song of UWF Saturday Night SmackDown blasts over the loudspeakers as a huge pyrotechnics display goes off. We then whip around the arena and show the jam-packed Allstate Arena...
  2. The Hoov

    UWF SmackDown! OFFICIAL 3/8/14 CARD (SPOILERS!)

    Ultimate Wrestling Federation Presents..... UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! OFFICIAL 3/8/14 CARD "The Beast is Back!" At the end of last week's SmackDown, UWF Board Member "Double J" Jeff Jarrett unleashed hell upon the UWF World Tag Team Champions One Percent by bringing back former iMPACT...
  3. The Hoov

    UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! 3/1/14 Edition

    Ultimate Wrestling Federation Presents.... UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! "FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS!" The theme song of UWF Saturday Night SmackDown blasts over the loudspeakers as a huge pyrotechnics display goes off. We then whip around the arena and show the jam-packed Nassau Coliseum...
  4. The Hoov

    UWF Unforgiven - Unsanctioned Match: Bryan vs. Sandow

    The fans in the arena are eagerly anticipating the next bit of UWF action to take place. They don't have to wait very long because, from out of the blue, a familiar theme song begins to play. 5....4....3....2....1.... The crowd explodes as “The Final Countdown” by Europe begins to play over...
  5. The Hoov

    UWF SmackDown! OFFICIAL 3/1/14 CARD

    Ultimate Wrestling Federation Presents.... UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! OFFICIAL 3/1/14 CARD "Steve Austin is out......and Paul Heyman is in!" Truer words have never been said as UWF Chairman Vince McMahon fired Stone Cold Steve Austin from the General Manager position and has appointed...
  6. The Hoov

    UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! 2/22/14 Edition

    Ultimate Wrestling Federation Presents...... UWF Saturday Night SmackDown! "FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS!" The theme music of Saturday Night SmackDown begins to play over the loudspeakers as a big pyrotechnics display goes off in the sold-out Kemper Arena here in Kansas City, MO. We are then...
  7. The Hoov

    UWF Velocity 2/22/14 - Goldust vs EC3

    The scene opens on a view of the big Hollywood sign in Los Angeles. The camera then zooms out and turns to the right slightly to reveal the “Bizarre One” Goldust standing by, which gets a big pop from the crowd watching. He then inhales before speaking. Goldust: *inhales* “I don't want to be...
  8. The Hoov

    WWE Looking for new "Top Guy"

    I have the perfect candidate. He's young, he's hungry, he loves and respects the business and the crowd loves him and buys his merchandise like crazy. And, take a gander at his latest YouTube show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bLcgAg53ec&feature=g-u-u Everything he said was true. They only...
  9. The Hoov

    WWE Removing "Attitude Era" clips due to Linda McMahon's campaign?

    This is extremely frustrating for me personally. The Attitude Era of 1997-2001 was a tremendous part of my childhood. I grew up worshiping people like Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Rock, Mankind and D-Generation X and it seems like to me they are just trying to "Benoit" my memories. This will not...
  10. The Hoov

    A.W. RELEASED!

    Can't say I didn't see this coming. And can't say I disagree with him. Thoughts?
  11. The Hoov

    The Hoov Is Cookin': 3-Hour WWE Monday Night RAW 6/11/12 Edition

    Hello Ladies and Germs and welcome to a special edition of “The Hoov Is Cookin'”. Now, I know what you might be thinking, “It seems a little over-zealous to call the second edition special.” Well, to that I say this: “AAAAAAHHHHHH SHADDAP!” So, with that said, it's special because it's a special...
  12. The Hoov

    The Hoov Is Cookin': WWE Monday Night RAW 6/4/12 Review

    Hello WS faithful and welcome to the inaugural edition of “The Hoov Is Cookin'”. Now, I used to write columns regularly on other forums I've been associated with in the past but I haven't officially written one in a long while so I figured, since I have a lot of free time on my hands this week...
  13. The Hoov

    Paul Heyman goes on a Twitter rant *MUST READ*

    I, for one, completely agree with him. IDK what it is but this generation of wrestlers are afraid to buck the system and make themselves stars like people like Austin and Rock did. I suspect part of it is WWE themselves wanting to keep a squeaky-clean image and wanting complete control over the...
  14. The Hoov

    CWF Last Ride- The Rock vs. Finlay

    The lights in the arena go out as the crowd is going crazy. Then, a video plays over the titantron. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlrM5wxzRh4 ......IS COOKIN'.... The crowd springs to life as "The People's Champion" The Rock emerges from the back to a sea of cheers. He is almost lost...
  15. The Hoov

    CWF NITRO FEB.10TH EDITION

    AND NOW CWF PRESENTS NITRO FEBRUARY 10TH EDITION!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoGXVJZQjzM LIVE FROM THE ACER ARENA IN SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA!! Fireworks explode off in the arena as the crowd is red hot tonight. The camera pans all around the arena as we see thousands of screaming fans...
  16. The Hoov

    An Unfortunate Twist of Fate - My thoughts on Matt Hardy

    An Unfortunate Twist of Fate by Justin “The Hoovâ€￾ Hoover If this were 2005, each and every single person in the so-called “IWCâ€￾, or Internet Wrestling Community, would have a hard-on for one man in particular: Matt Hardy. Being that it is 2011, it seems as if the tables have turned...
  17. The Hoov

    Another "Attitude Era" Star Returning to the ring soon?

    Who do you guys think this could be? My opinion, it's Mick FolEy.....but I could be wrong. Thoughts?
  18. The Hoov

    CWF - Past War Trashtalking #10 (Merging Issue)

    *GLASS SHATTERS* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bstGOt0NM0c The crowd ignites as “The Texas Rattlesnakeâ€￾ Stone Cold Steve Austin walks out from the back. The pop he gets is deafening. He strides down the ramp and into the ring. He scales each turnbuckle and salutes his fans...
  19. The Hoov

    CWF - Past War Trashtalking #7 (Merging Issue)

    IF YA SMELLLLLLLL.......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcIYOgcCcnM The fans are jolted up from their seats as CWF World Heavyweight Champion The Rock comes out to a massive pop from the crowd. He walks down the ramp with his championship belt to his side. He climbs onto the apron...
  20. The Hoov

    The Punk "Who's Ready to get Punk'D" ?

    •Â» The Punk «• •Â» APPEARANCE «• (Shannon Moore "Prince of Punk" style) •Â» ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ «• •Â» TALENT STATS «• •Â» NAME «• - The Punk. •Â» NICKNAME(S) «• - Saint of the Absent. •Â» HEIGHT «• - 6 ft 1 in. •Â»...
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