Advice Needed

[RobyD]

So my girlfriend has been talking about getting a job and learning to read lately, and I don't know what to do? Is this something I should hit her for?

LHR, how does your boyfriend punish you when you put too much mayonnaise on his sandwich?

 

[Axis]

:/

 

[RobyD]

Not a fan of dry humor Axis?

 

[imported_Adam]

Wow dude.. just wow... Sexist but funny......

 

[Italian Outsider]

=/

 

[...god...]

LOOOOOOl this guys awesome.

 

[He who knows more than Nation]

Women being given rights is what has really put our once great country in the shitter. It's one thing to give coloreds some rights, but women? Beating disobedient women used to be a national pastime, now just the blacks and dagoes really get away with it and it's a damn shame.

 

[gatesoftanhauser]

You forgot the mexicans. They beat their women up too.

But they get them pregnant by even looking at them.

 

[imported_Adam]

Women being given rights is what has really put our once great country in the shitter. It's one thing to give coloreds some rights, but women? Beating disobedient women used to be a national pastime, now just the blacks and dagoes really get away with it and it's a damn shame.

Please tell me your joking man, this stuff is funny to me, but you can really only take it so far dude.

 

[RobyD]

Do you sit and watch The Office and constantly go "wait, he's joking right?"?

Seriously, it's not funny when something that is clearly a joke, has to be explained as a joke because people are too ridiculously stupid to figure out on their own that it is, and this is the word of the day....a joke.

 

[imported_Adam]

I don't know Enzo that well, so I really have no idea whether hes joking or not. Don't know if thats the kind of person he is because I don't talk to him. As for yours, I knew that one was a joke so yeah...

 

[Lady Redfield]

I do the punishing. I never get punished. Not even in bed. I'm the one with the whip.

 

[monkeystyle]

A good donkey punch usually solves the problem with the added bonus of if you hit her hard enough she just might forget everything she ever learned, including walking and talking.

Now that's a fucking woman.

 

[monkeystyle]

Another ideal woman?
About three feet tall, no teeth and a flat head to rest my beer on.

 

[RobyD]

As long as she sits down, shuts up, does my laundry, makes my food and sucks my dick it's all good.

I do the punishing. I never get punished. Not even in bed. I'm the one with the whip.

Rough one eh? Shut up bitch it's my pussy! ha