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thelad1985

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Jul 8, 2019
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Back in the golden year of 2003, I was the heel on the college bus. With my love of NIN and dont give a shit look, I was at odds with some the metrosexual lads. An argument happened one day, and I stiched them up like a kipper, using my what hand you wipe your bum with joke. A metrosecxual threatened to hit me, so I replied "cant outwit me ah lad". next thing I know the bastrds set fire to my hair.

I got off the bus with a smile on my face and bowed to them as the bus went off into the distance.they all knew the score. They had the rumpshakers, fashion and good grades, but I had outwitted them
 
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thelad1985

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Jul 8, 2019
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heres another yarn. i was in this club called debees. in the same night three wenches rubbed their rumps in my crotch. if o had confidence i would have slapped them up of the market. but i ran to then toilet. why cant women jyst come up and ask me about what I like. like the nin album.

some other wench was into tp me. she saw my joker t shirt. she came up and said nice shit. i said i aim to be the joker in every way. she walked of. whats all that about.

bloody owmen
 

Oval

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One time at tf cardiff @Indy tried to give @Drag pinkeye and while he failed @Indy also won because he no longer had pinkeye anyway. A real fail until you succeed story in a way.
 

Death Rider

andie/shadow
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I was checking out at Wal-Mart during the holidays

Cashier told me Happy Holidays

I said Trump has given us the term Merry Christmas back, you don’t have to be afraid anymore

Everyone behind me applauded
 

thelad1985

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Jul 8, 2019
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not self rightious. trump can do what he wants. if he wants a war he can have a war at the end of the day. its friverlosu and ego manical to get involved. so long as there is a pint down the swanny and nin on the jukey im happy. and a wench shaking her sweet rump in my crotch
 

Roadster

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Sep 29, 2017
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not self rightious. trump can do what he wants. if he wants a war he can have a war at the end of the day. its friverlosu and ego manical to get involved. so long as there is a pint down the swanny and nin on the jukey im happy. and a wench shaking her sweet rump in my crotch
down at the boozer I hope
 

Swamps

Indie Wrestler
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Jul 22, 2018
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not self rightious. trump can do what he wants. if he wants a war he can have a war at the end of the day. its friverlosu and ego manical to get involved. so long as there is a pint down the swanny and nin on the jukey im happy. and a wench shaking her sweet rump in my crotch
What the fuck you talking about? What war is Trump wanting? I swear he lives rent free in your heads.