Match IWTMANIA VI:Farooq (c) vs Aids Johnson

Dat Kid

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The Following Contest is a-
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The Following Contest is a 3 Stages of Hell Match and is for the IWT Championship!

The first competitor to win 2 out of the 3 stages will win be declared The Final IWT Champion and if Aids Johnson loses the match he will forfeit his Hall of Fame status!

The First Stage will be a Submission Match

The Second Stage will be a Falls Count Anywhere Match.

And if no winner is declared by the Second Stage, then the 3rd Stage will be a Ladder Match!
OOC: @Cortana & @AidsJohnson since turnout will be virtually nothing for voting, here’s how we’re doing this. I’ll be the judge of the 1st promos you guys cut. @Roadster will judge the 2nd if he wouldn’t mind doing the honors. If we get to a 3rd round Roadie and I will both pick our choice, if our choices differ than we will get a 3rd impartial party to break the tie ala Shadow, THG, Punk, or whomever we can get on short notice. Most importantly, have fun, this the final IWT match in a long 6 year history of doing this efed, make it count. Deadline is 1 week after Wrestlemania. Farooq, you have champion’s advantage and can choose who will start the rounds.
 

AidsJohnson

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The camera pans in as Sven and Douche are talking on their IWT official podcast, speaking to the few remenants of people listening, opting for one last push for the IWT mania VI finale/only match on the card.
"Farooq has been silent for days before this event, is this the final stamp on Dat Kid's career as a failure to carry through?"
The crowd waits in appeal as "Aids Johnson" Flashes across the screen as the 1st bridge begins, following behind Aids as he walks out of the entrance, running down to the ring and jumping over the 2nd ropes.

I don't even expect you to show up, honestly who would? Dat Kid has an open match not even Roadie is interested in, and now the IWT will finally breathe it's last air and it's champion is...silent. Is this honestly all I need to win? Is this the end?

Where is your heart, Farooq?

Where is your faith? I chose wrong, my life is going to end with this company and I'll cease to be Aids Johnson once again...but for now I am willing to give my last breath to ensure I have what I deserve, what is mine. This is my company, it has been for nearly 6 years, and while this story is told mostly by the middle-of-the-pack people who thought they were grabbing the golden torch...this is the final moment for those of us who really mattered. This is for the Midcard talent you barely could beat to get here, Fooq.

This is for the lowercard fools who had to wait around to face you, and still BARELY missed out on beating you...those who took my highcard matches because they took my rule-of-law mentality and tried their own friendships to keep THE title around their waist...and when I came back?

I took it. This has always been my company, my belt, my career. You'll never even show up, and i'll bury Dat Kid with the review he deserves. Stay home Fooqy, it will only let down everyone you ever cared so much for. The locker room, the backstage, those people trying to get their foot in, you let them all down when you never show up to this match...but this is MINE, so all I had to do was show up.

Here I am, bb, where are you?
 

Oval

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*Suddenly panic spreads through the crowd as the 3 men previously seen with Lord Lee burst through, shoving those who dares get in their way, security attempt to step in but they are merely disposed of in easy fashion. They surround the ring and stare down Aids Johnson as they point to the entrance ramp*


*Lord Lee emerges from the curtain, looking down at Aids with a villainous smirk, he applauds the efforts of his new proteges before coming down the ramp. One of his proteges, Mr. Ulster, grabs a mic for him from ringside. Lord Lee gives him a pat on the back and instructs Ulster to return to his position before looking back at Aids*

Lord Lee: You're still going? You're still trying to capture what once was? What was the era that Aids Johnson represents? The era where special needs athletes like Frank the Jock held the belt! I became a champion, then coached someone into becoming a champion. I embody true success, you embody maybe being the best of a bad bunch. 'Stank pussy' and a NFL football thrown at a 'dingdong'. Those are the gems of programming manufactured by those from your era. You got beat for the belt a billion times by a woman... because you're not a man. If natural selection was still alive and kicking the way the World intended, the only thing you'd be holding is a pamphlet telling you about your upcoming liver transplant. 2016 though was the 'Natural Selection' era of IWT, because the best thrived, while the worst died.

You tell a lot of jokes Aids, but they're derivative and lame, but one joke you created that was pretty funny was IW3. *Lord Lee sarcastically slaps his knee and winks at Aids* But all in seriousness, that faction epitomised your kind. That well and truly killed the illusion that your era was ever any good. And tonight, the World gets a fresh reminder of that very reality.

Farooq can also be a recipient of this execution if they like, but they should know that they will need to walk past my new associates on the way to the ring and they may be very tempted to be the catalysts of Farooq's final, but definitely not his first, IWT humiliation.

*Upon finishing that sentence, Lord Lee promptly enters the ring, looking at Aids with a look of contempt and disapproval*


In case you think you can pull off some miracle Mr. Johnson, just remember....

[The 3 men outside the ring and Lee chant in unison] YOU CANNOT BEAT, THE RICH ELITE!

*Lee and his associates raise their hands with pride and intensity, the crowd in complete disgust at what they have just seen and heard, vociferously booing the man in the ring and the 3 men at ringside*
 
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AidsJohnson

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....Aids looks in disapproval, as none of the fans seem to care one way or another.

You see I knew it, I knew we would have to have a Roadie the Youtube Roadster swerve in mine and Farooq's Wrestlemania match, and here it was...just as boring as last year when he had me do the SAME exact thing. What a moment for you...both.? I hate to listen to people so much lower talking to me instead of about me, but I heard you mention my past, and I think it's awesome you remember that shit, terrible or good.

I sure as fuck don't. You watched me, you learned about me, and you grew up to what - sell out to Roadster for a big moment on the last breath of a show apparently no one cares about? You tryhard fuck.

You aren't even the puppetmaster to your own game, so you have to have 3 indy noobs follow you around for money to help you sound better?! Are you fucking kidding me? Hey everybody, look how cool this Lord Lee guy is! He's Rich, and European, and at some point he no showed on at least two championship matches just for the lulz!?

The Fuck. Outta. Here.

@Cortana
 
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Oval

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Stop looking around for Farooq to come and give you an easy win. Only reason you wanted to face him is because his only IWT title has been won when there's 3 men on the roster. You know you can beat him, but not me. If you want to be a fucking beta male coward.. just say it. If you want to be a pussy who's too scared to face me.. again, just say it.

As for what Mr. Michael The Artist wants... I couldn't care less. I want what I want. I want to be the final man holding that belt regardless of what any GM past or present wants. I came to IWT in 2013 as a pornstar, comic relief for the morons in the crowd. From there, I went on to become one of the most RUTHLESS, OUTSPOKEN men in this company. Where's your progression? Shit-talking degenerate in 2012, shit-talking degenerate in 2019 and every year in-between. Truly riveting, what a 7 years for you this has been for a has-been like yourself.

Nowhere in that mini-monologue did you defend how you lost to my protégé twice in humiliating fashion, or why IW3 failed, or why you couldn't win matches once that influx of actual talent came to IWT in mid 2016. I coached a guy who went on to humiliate you at the main event of SummerSlam, he humiliated you AGAIN in the rematch, and despite that, I'm supposed to believe you have a divine right to be the final champion of this company because you've been willing to make a fool of yourself for three quarters of a decade...

And speaking of being a fool, you're trying so hard to convince everyone that nobody cares, but they already know my impromptu entry got the biggest reaction this place has seen in months. Whether the fans like or hate me, they first and foremost want an exciting show, and you haven't given them that in a LONG time.

Unlike the impostor of a champion you were supposed to face tonight, I have NEVER no-showed any championship match, every title I have fought for has mattered to me and I would fight for them all over again, I have fought and I have succeeded in being the best.

Tonight, IWT ends with the best man... holding the best belt.​
 

AidsJohnson

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...so your biggest accomplishment's were made being a glorified mouthpiece? What koolaid are you trying to serve me here, bullshit?

I helped so many people, including you become bigger talent with more options over the years, and I am facing Farooq because he deserved this long, long before he finally got to hold onto it. I'm facing Farooq because he is arguably the best of any of us here, and NO ONE will deny that. I'm facing Farooq because he's someone I've spent years enjoying this fed with, and I'm glad to be in the last match here with him...hell I'm facing Farooq because people like Michael and You still chomp at the bit demanding a place here...and I'm so glad to deny it.

MY progression has been always to do what the IWT has asked of me, regardless of the person running it. I'm here because I wanted a shot at the last remaining great champion I haven't beaten. Supposedly you are here because some other people beat the shit out of me, and you told them it was a good idea. You're a fucking chump. I didn't even realize you were supposed to be the same person all this time, honestly.

I think the beauty of all of this, is how serious you are about winning this title now, when you were at your absolute best - the highest peak you could ever reach - was when you were a meme. And now, you want to talk about Michael as if your aspirations, your reasonings behind your motives, and your overall LACK of reason for deserving to be here isn't the exact same?

You made your bed a long time ago, go to sleep son.

@Cortana I'm ready when you are.
 
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Oval

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*Lord Lee frantically looks around the arena for Farooq, before shrugging and looking back at Aids*

Firstly, I must say that I'm a big fan of the "glorified mouthpiece" quip from the dork that always "did what the IWT asked". If your progression was determined by others, did you really progress? Or did the IWT progress and you just went with the flow because that's all you're really good at?

How about you just admit that it eats you up inside that when actual talent exists in this company you suffocate and you flee? You want to preach how you're some great defender of the IWT yet your ego ALWAYS got in the way? Fact of the matter is, Aids, you can't call anyone a "meme". What temper tantrum are you going to throw on social media tonight? That's all you ever fucking do. Cry when things don't go your way, for all your title wins, you've probably still had more suspensions. Your the guy that everyone backstage points at, laughs about the time you drank the tavern dry then bitched online that you didn't get the respect you felt you deserved. You can't take the fact once again you won't be the big man holding the big belt at the end of tonight.

And yes sure, the guy who won't turn up for the final IWT match ever deserves the title shot. *Lord Lee condescendingly nods his head at Aids* Get it through your thick skull, the olden days aren't the golden age, no matter what those rose-tinted glasses and beer goggles convince you of. Just accept that he doesn't give a fuck about you or this match or this title, and if you're deluded enough to believe otherwise you shouldn't be anywhere near that glorious belt ever again. I don't give a fuck about how much you enjoyed playing patty-cake in this ring with Mr. No-Show 7 years ago, I care about what happens tonight, I care what happens to that title. If you're reliving fantasies you dream about during your AA meetings, fuck off and find Farooq at the Dennys around the corner and get OUT of this e-fed. This facade that the IWT is your life and you'll do anything for it is one of the filthiest and most classless lies IWT has ever seen. Aids doesn't care about IWT, Aids cares about how he can stat-pad his IWT career.

When you first came out here, you told us all that Farooq could barely beat midcarders, and now you're here hoping he notices you and asks you to prom. He could barely beat midcarders, but when all has been said and done I've proven that I am a main eventer! A bonafide main e-fucking-venter! No chance that a chancer like you is denying me of what is rightfully MINE! You told us that Farooq wouldn't even show, and now a REAL competitor has challenged you, you backtrack? Please don't be so scared of me Mr. Johnson, if you're a good boy and accept your fate, your beating won't last too long. You know that you just can't win against me, you know for a fact that you have no chance here. You're scared because you know that there's no bullshit in this kool-aid I'm serving you.

Drink up, bitch.​
 

AidsJohnson

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Holy shit you will not quit, will you. I know you've never known what it's like to be the face of the IWT, so let me spell it out for you.

I won the belt for the first time, and I did what I wanted. I bailed. I came back, won the belt AGAIN, and then began what I decided was my era in the IWT. Since that time has ended, I've shown up for bullshit like the IW3, more matches vs Dat Kid, VP, Sackfist, FTJ, and so many more because the person who ran the place wanted their opinions to matter most...and let's face it, I do make for a sweet main event namedrop. Or did.

I've done exactly what you've done here, where Michael was cramping at the bit to get you in here so he could later claim fame to your run JUST LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN DOING WITH OTHER *unnamed* contenders who actually won it for themselves. I am not required to defend myself against vanilla midgets every time they lay a bullshit claim, but this will be my exception. You don't deserve this, you never have, and after tonight you never will. This is the house I built so you could sleep in it, and the fact you want to pretend being friends with people made them champions, when you couldn't even get a match that mattered for yourself, is pathetic.

You don't get it, you spend all this time quirping on who Farooq isn't, while completely missing the fact that you are the midcarder he would have faced on the way to ME, not the other way around. I was excited for this match because it gave me an opportunity to shine one last time in the IWT and hold my head high with my friend whom I respected. You and this whole enchalada are a fucking joke in and of itself.

Honestly, this is the 3rd year in a row I think i've come back to be disappointed by leadership here. This is the final IWT and well deserving of it, and the honest truth is I couldn't care less about all of this at this point. Another IWT mania, another pathetic showing that couldn't have been setup in the first place. The pathetic irony, is that you call me weak, whiny, and alcoholic, and yet you had to "sneak" your way onto my match to get the upper hand.

You aren't a champion, at best you are a pariah hoping to grab the strands of IWT left over to have something to speak on when you go to the next promotion....ran by your baby boy Michael.

I don't need your koolaid, I've got bottles of bullshit left over from the days of Dat kid, Brita, and now Youtube Michael roadster. Look at the top of the mountain, it's pretty lonely.

*Aids leans back against the top rope, leaving the ring and walking out.
 
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Oval

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*Lord Lee waves at Aids as he leaves the ring with a look of scepticism*

Sure, you can go, you've made your grand final stand, so now you may go. But have those final words convinced the world that you deserve to win IWTs final match or be IWTs final champion? You can start whining about management, about me showing up unexpected or whatever else has gotten in the way of the perfect ending to your princess fairytale. But this match is about who is better! You're trying so damn hard to accept that Farooq hasn't shown up and has let you down. You can pretend he's better than me, but luckily not everyone has the same nostalgia bias as you. I did more than he could when the roster got so competitive he pussied out and made some backyard indie fed. I called your good pal Melky Seaman to ask how it went but.... went straight to voicemail. Speaking of romanticised alumni, I humiliated your old training partner Senhor Perfect so badly he subsequently retired and went to Japan to create some goofy promotion that lasted 3 months.

And "Michael" this, "Michael" that. Are you really that paranoid? You see him watching on from the crowd with a grin on his face and you're intent on letting a self-manufactured conspiracy theory live rent-free in your head? The reality is so simple it's unsurprising you turn a blind eye to it. I came because I, like everyone else, watched you come out here like a dork, give a lazy speech, riffing on an opponent who was never going to show. Difference between myself and everyone else; I've ALWAYS wanted one last IWT match anyway, so the timing seemed perfect. I literally came here a couple of weeks ago with my new associates, I made it clear at the time that I wanted one last run. If you paid attention to this e-fed you pretend to be the representative of, you might have known. But no, as always your main talking points are based on situations you have no knowledge of.

I do like how much effort you're putting in now, though. First promo, you came out here like you're applying for a job at the DMV. Now, finally words that mean something. I'm glad that, for the "vanilla midget" I am, you're putting in so much effort to try and get the upper hand over me. But natural selection doesn't allow for off days, you see. Natural selection doesn't allow you to pick and choose when you show up. You can call your later years just you "doing as you please", but please... You just got weaker, you just got older, you just got eclipsed by what actual talent is. You want to have it all for doing nothing, you want to just come out and run your mouth about generalised bullshit and expect a title for it.

As you hope for, you will be remembered years from now, but not how you want to be. You're more of a cautionary tale. IWT died so many times because the imbeciles of this company were stupid enough to entrust you with keeping it afloat, IWT has rarely needed you, not anywhere near as much as you've needed it at least. The times it did, you didn't step up to the plate. Not that it matters I suppose, you pick and choose when to be the franchise player and when to the grizzled vet fighting for the honour of the legacy of the old timers.

Like I said, as you were leaving the ring, a match between us is really about who is better, and there's just no fucking denying on this night of nights that I run rings around your old ass. If I am to throw in the best interests of IWT too, then I should still win. What reason do you have to win any fight we have?

You may claim to be the 'face' of the IWT, but all you really are... is the ass.​
 
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Cortana

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The lights shut off in the arena, creating a sea of blackness. The crowd begin to shine their cell phones in the darkness.


The light shines to the stage, with Farooq who is in his gold and white ring gear. The crowd goes wild with cheers upon seeing him, he has a microphone in his hand. He walks down the ramp, with the IWT Championship on his right shoulder as he points to the ring.

"First off, I don't remember asking for someone who hasn't even stepped in the IWT ring for more than a few months to interrupt my match. Lord Lee you can keep running your mouth, calling up all your history, but it doesn't mean a damn thing. The only thing I see is someone who has more excuses than matches last year to be out here. Winning the championship with only three people here? Yeah, and you weren't one of 'em because you're not dedicated. Only showing up like a ghost, congratulations you have your five seconds of fame again, now the real Lord is here."

Farooq enters the ring, crowd pops again as he begins turning his attention to Aids.

"And I don't know how many shots it took to give you the courage to step in the ring with me, but it wasn't enough to fabricate a victory for you. Calling me out on the biggest night of the year. Go ahead and tell people how I'm not here again. Go ahead, because I'll be pulling up interviews that I've been doing ever since I've been Champion. Everybody in the world knows who the Champion is. I've been wearing this belt with pride..."

Farooq steps back, having both competitors in his view.

"You all had your great memories, some of the best... But then what happened? None of you wanted to show up. I came back knowing damn well I wasn't going to get a shot at the World Championship or hell even Universal Championship when I came back. I came back taking on anyone who wanted to go against me. I dealt with the bullshit standing of the company of the past, because I was the real World Champion of this company. Both of you just want the glory because you think it'll be easy pickings. Well here we are, one washed up man as my original opponent, a vulture who thinks he's eating a dead carcass and the Lord of IWT, the World Champion!.."

Farooq walks over to the ropes, sitting on the middle rope and spreading the top and middle rope.

"How about you two leave again, come back and start whining that you two deserve something instead of earning it. Because the fact of the matter is, you two didn't earn shit."
 

Dat Kid

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Fyi farooq & Aids promos are the only ones that will contribute to a victory but i will add others to the write in
 

Oval

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*Lord Lee sarcastically mouths the GMs words as he speaks on the titantron before condescendingly chuckling*
Lord Lee: Words as productive as a short-term relationship with Victoria Parker...

I will give Michael one *sticks index finger of left hand up* thing - Of all the dorky GMs IWT has had, he atleast had the self awareness that he is a dork. The self awareness goes a long way to keep in check what bad ideas should be evaluated. It's funny really, Michael actually got IWT into some great momentum in 2016, then 2 paranoid geeks ruined it. Guess it's more fun running a website to circlejerk with your yes men anyway... But enough about that shitty other place.

*Turns to Farooq with a look of disingenuous glee*
Oh my god! Aids look!! Your friend has finally come to play!!! Oh wait... Aids went to his room for bedtime...

*Speaks to farooq the way one would speak to a child*
Sorry bud, Aids has gone to bed...

*Lee gives Farooq a comically sad face and continues to speak with a juvenile tone*
Maybe if you showed up liiiiiike *checks watch* a week sooner, you would have got here before his curfew.

*Lee's voice returns to its regular state*
But that's okay, because the concept of time doesn't matter to you. When you're a fraudulent IWT champion, it doesn't matter if your promo gets no real reaction, because you're a fraud anyway. You want to talk about dedication, why couldn't you dedicate yourself whenever the roster was ever any good? Why wait until no one of quality was around? Sick of losing to people with talent? I don't blame you, being reminded you're a glorified jobber must hurt, but when you're a loser, the truth will never be nice to hear.

I'll give Aids this, he's a stat-padding clown, but at least he showed up on time. I respect a loser with commitment more than I respect a loser that waits until everyone's started leaving the arena.

Rattle off all the predictable retorts you want, but it doesn't change the fact that I coached 2 *sticks up a V sign* world champions. Ovaldinho aside... Remember Dat Kid's spinoff fed.. First Strike Wrestling? Or the SECOND First Strike? Or the THIRD First Strike that Andrew actually had to do all the paperwork for? That fed sure gave AMW or whatever that backyard fed was called a run for its money, or lack there of. But yeah, some good came out of Three Strikes Wrestling it as Mr. Mailman won the FSW title. Watch some of his tapes Fooq, you'll learn how to deliver a promo on time.

*Gives Farooq an overdramatic wink, before his face changes into one of scorn*
Ohhhhh you fucking dipshits... YOU GODFORSAKEN IMBECILES. You devise an atrocious match and the only promo that gets a proper reaction is MINE! It's as if no one cares about the "official" competitors at this point!

Hey James Dragon (@Drag) do you care?
Hey Danny Jacobs (@Indy) do you care?
Hey @Swamps did they convince you to care?
Hey Michael (@Roadster), good luck getting financial backers!

James Dragon and Danny Jacobs, now that's talent. They could come to a match late, because they made up for lost time. Yet, they almost always showed up on time. And when they didn't, they usually made up for lost time. And when they didn't show up at all, it was always the right decision.

If I ain't holding the belt at the end of tonight, whoever is sure ain't fucking keeping it. Whether it be me, Joey Bryant, Mr. Mailman or Frank The Jock that beats them, there's no hope for that paper champ.

When the main eventers are stale, IWT ALWAYS fails.​
 

James

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fuck off


fuck you too Oval, dumb motherfucker im voting for Aids now

how dare you leave me out of this u fuck u absolute fuckhead
 

AidsJohnson

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Aids looks up with a sense of urgency as Lord Lee finishes his promo, looking somber and unencouraged. He backs up into the ropes, dipping outside of the ring, moving towards the ring announcer. He pulls a bottle of Jameson out, tapping the ring announcer to ring the bell every second he drinks. Aids takes a pull.

1.....2.....3.....4...5..6..7..8..9.10....seriously?

The bottle empties, giving Aids an opportunity to throw the bottle into the ring at the two men inside, causing everyone to duck....however immediately after a football comes flying through the second rope, hitting Lord Lee square in the genitals. Aids rolls into the ring, squaring up with Farooq.

Senhor: A shot with the football? Haven't we seen that before?
FTJ: His Ding Dong!

*Aids and Farooq stand face to face for a moment, before Aids rips the microphone from his hand*

I left because there was no competition, I came back because you finally showed up.

I've spent the better part of 7 years avoiding you, and keeping you in the midcard, because I always knew my time would come. It came, then like some undead monster I was brought to be buried again, and again, and again, and again....and each time I left hoping someone would finally come save the IWT. You came! You finally came!

And you made it all about you. You murdered everyone, burying them as deep as you could, then complained when no one was around. You took your friendship with Dat Kid and turned it into a party of 2, or 1 i guess im still not sure. I'm not here to take cheap shots, because I want to have one promo man vs man, champion vs champion, to end this deal with pride.

Soft as baby shit, paper champion, name it what you will, but this night ends with MY name where it belongs. I am the IWT, This is my house. Here, borrow my microphone.
 
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