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Storyline IWT Retribution: Press Conference

Discussion in 'Internet Wrestling Titles' started by Juventudinho, Jul 26, 2018.

  1. Juventudinho

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    *A shaky camera zooms in on a noisy conference hall as journalists take their places with cameras, recording devices and microphones getting set. Two long tables with microphones and energy drinks scattered across them. A podium sits in the center, and a muffled microphone announces for everyone to take their seats. Out comes the newly signed Robert Wayne to do moderator the press conference.*

    Wayne: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to our first press conference. We have some of our stars here, to answer your questions and make some points regarding their match-ups set to take place on the upcoming, IWT Retribution show.

    *Wayne takes a sip of his energy drink before looking through his notes for a bit. *

    Wayne: I'd like to go over the ground rules. Each competitor will have a few minutes to make some opening remarks, any rebuttals can be made after them. They will answer some questions and we'll be done. Good? Without further ado, let's bring out our first competitor, Farooq!

    @Farooq
     
  2. Juventudinho

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    OOC: @TUMBAS can go first if he wants actually
     
  3. TUMBAS

    TUMBAS Indie Wrestler Donor D-Generation X

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    -Music begins to blast out as a small entourage of people dressed in black marches into the room. A large boombox on the shoulder of a large black gentlemen. The crowd disperses as they carry Dick Fagget on their shoulders while he waves an American flag and waves at the people at the press conference, while wearing a Make America Great Again hat. Dick's entourage lift him onto a chair as he interrupts Robert-

    This fucking thing on?

    -Dick then taps the microphone deafening everyone in the room awkwardly-


    Fuck! I mean, thank you all for coming out here tonight. Lot's of you fine folk could of been anywhere in the world right now, butt y'all stepped away from the stress and the chores of life all to come here. And see me.

    First of all kid, the name is Dick, F-A-G-G-E-T. Okay? If you forget it again, remember to ask your momma! What the fuck is a Farooq anyway, that some sort of thot flu? I know your new here kid, so don't sweat it. It's a rough job isn't it. Having to stand in front of all these people like some sort of hero, like some God. You need to be especially mentally and physically strong to survive, that is why I am so humble and modest. I am a man just like all of you. But I was cursed with good looks and an amazing athletic body.

    So its only normal for everyone here to be a bit stunned meeting me in person, but please. Try not to see me as some sex god, or some hero. Try to look at me as if I was just some boring, ordinary bug. Don't feel shy asking me any questions. Just like my e-mails, I am very open. So Robert, shall we start with some questions? I was thinking maybe start in the straight section and then the gay section could go at the end? No homo of course.

    -Dick then looks to Wayne with a sincere pandering face, like the fumbling idiot he is. As his entourage still stand around him not looking or saying a thing-

     
  4. Juventudinho

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    *Wayne nods his head nervously and stumbles over his notes a bit.*

    Wayne: Now introducing his opponent...FAROOQ!

    *Wayne stands back from the podium and looks anxiously at the entrance and at Dick Fagget. He signals for a security guard to stand behind him, in case of a brawl*
     
  5. Cortana

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    Loud pop. Farooq walks out, dressed in head to toe in a white suit. At first he has a crew with him, but he visually send them to the back himself. He chuckles, walking to the podium, noticing how nervous Wayne had become. Farooq looked at Dick, as he leaned to the microphone.

    "Dick Fagget, I won't take up too much time here. I'm just going to get straight to the point, Richard Fagget, you can't win. These friends, this attitude of yours, you're not going anywhere. That's why I didn't even need my crew, you're a simple problem. You're a joke, and just like a bad joke, I'm going to bury you. Put from the ashes, you can thank me. Once you've been destroyed, you'll be able to start off clean. I'll cleanse you of your disgusting habit. Of your mediocre antics. At the end of the way, I will be your redeemer, just as my namesake is the definition of, the redeemer."

    Farooq looked Dick right in the eyes as he spoke his last words, "Main tumhaara hoon Farooq." His attention turned to Wayne. "I am ready."
     
  6. Juventudinho

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    *Wayne looks up at the crowd, from Farooq*

    Wayne: Alright, let's take a question for these gentlemen before we continue...

    *The crowd begins murmuring as camera flashes go off. Journalist begin to shout out their questions and raise their hands to be picked on*

    Wayne: You back there.

    *Wayne points to the back as a producer looks for assurance. Wayne nods and the producer walks over to hand the microphone to a journalist.*

    Wayne: Hello, my name is Michael Blackfire from the Daily Ring, and I have a question for both Dick Fagget and Farooq. My question to Mr. Fagget is...are you concerned that Farooq's nearly 6 year association with this company in a wrestling capacity is going to be a hurdle to get over? Also, my question to Farooq is...vice-versa to Dick Fagget, are you concerned that his youth combined with your ring rust might be something that could present as a challenge for the match? Thank you.

    *Wayne nods and smiles before looking down at Dick Fagget to respond, first, followed by Farooq*

    @TUMBAS
     
  7. TUMBAS

    TUMBAS Indie Wrestler Donor D-Generation X

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    -Dick listens to the question before smirking. He looks over to Farooq-

    Six years? I didn't even take me six years before I was waist deep in pussy. Six years mean nothing to me. Six years mean nothing to Jayshawn. Hell I'm not racist, but I bet this guy has spent more time in a holding cell than he has in this company. Look around. The old era have washed up and are stuck clinging to me to make them relevant again. It's Dick time.

    IWT there is plenty of Dick to go around, and it's definitely big enough for you all...​

    -Dick now brushes his hand in the air like royalty, awaiting his next question-
     
  8. Juventudinho

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    *Wayne looks up a little confused and stutters a bit*

    Wayne: O-...ok...ok so...before we ask anymore questions lets get our other contestants out here. Let me introduce first, CHRISTIAN!

    @Punk
     
  9. Punk

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    Christian arrives to the press conference in a black tuxedo and is wearing red tinted aviator glasses.
    He nods to the other men in the room and steps forward to the podium.


    Christian: Before I start this conference, I would like to apologize to all my African-American fans for the words I spoke this past week. It was the spur of the moment. I was drinking Hennessy, listening to some of that rap music, "YO YO!" and had sex with a black chick. By round three, while I was in pain cause that girl got some stamina, I realized truly, that Black Lives... DO MATTER!

    Christian smirks as the crowd looks on in an awkward silence, frozen staring at him.
    Christian clears his throat and wipes his forehead.


    Christian: Ahem. Anywho, moving on. I'm glad to be back in the IWT!

    ... is what I'd like to say. But the truth of the matter is, IWT has been hanging from a thread for the last 3 years and whether it was me pulling on that rope, Aids pulling on that rope, Kid pulling on that rope, Drake Wolfe holding for dear life on that little thread that was about to snap...

    THIS. COMPANY. SURVIVED!

    Press conference crowd starts chanting I.W.T!

    Christian: But one mistake we didn't do is repair that thread. We held onto that rope and I am sick and tired of having to carry this company day in and day out! I've spent 6 years of my life in what I thought would be the best decision of my life. And yet here I stand before you all asking, why do you still care?

    Why do you still care, Andrew...?

    Is it because you think I'm a fraud? Is it because you think I had once in a lifetime opportunities handed to me? Or is it because you're jealous that I'm everything you wished to be?
     
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    *Wayne takes his place back at the podium as Christian takes a seat*

    Wayne: And his opponent...

    @andie
     
  11. andie

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    That's a shitty introduction, I need a real one.

    @Dat Kid
     
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    SILENCIO!

    Dat Kid walks into the room, cameras start shuttering like crazy as he approaches the conference table. Security tries to intercept Kid in lieu of the recent altercation between him and Micheal.

    I am allowed to be here, because I am the official representative of the man that is going to beat the Canadian Camel Toe sitting at that table.

    Security ceases reluctantly. Kid brushes dirt off his rose patterned suit.

    Let me repeat myself for the slow writers in the room. I said I am the representative of the man who will beat the Canadian Camel Toe sitting at the table right now. I put an emphasis on sitting because right now he should be standing, he should have his fist up with intent to kill my client, but he sits there to put on little show for all of these cameras here. However Christian knows that when he gets back to his hotel room tonight, when the cameras are off, and the only company he has is that of his reflection...he'll look at that reflection and say "I. Can't. Do. This".

    And I can say that to you all tonight because this charade that we're calling IWT is no longer in my control, so I have no stake in the success of this pay per view. Because IWT is no longer under my control I can tell you that there will be no match between Andrew and Christian. Because IWT is no longer under my control I can say to you at IWT Retribution the only retribution that'll be dished out is when Micheal has to give thousands of people refunds because one of his main event matches WILL BE CANCELLED! Because IWT is no longer under my control I can say to you that Christian once again will NOT SHOW UP...to IWT Retribution and this shouldn't be a surprise to anybody in the room because extra is what Christian does. He shows up, people chant one more match, and when he gets his "one more match" he is nowhere to be found, sometimes for months!

    So ladies and gentlemen I present to you the cause of "One More Retreat", "One More Refund", and "One More L in the column of the man who SIT-TING there who has the audacity to call himself a wrestler, let alone champion". He is the uncrowned heavyweight champion of the world...ANDREW!
     
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  13. andie

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    The familiar tune rings through the conference hall, but then gets cut out.

    Andrew/Drake/whatever appears, wearing Adidas joggers and a coral v-neck. He shakes hands with Dat Kid, and proceeds to take over the podium.


    Six years of what? Of what, Christain? Don't play dumb with me. You say the thread wasn't repaired, but it was! You just weren't here to fucking see it. Granted, neither was I. But I realize that. Six years my ass. Dat Kid introduced me to the IWT in 2013, but I'm not standing here claiming to be a five year pro.

    I'm not. I left in 2015, I'm not afraid to admit that. But I didn't like what the IWT had become. And contrary to what played out on everyone's screens, I didn't want to be in a company not run by Dat Kid. We might've hated each other in the ring, but when he restarted FSW I was all in. I worked close with him to help him take on the IWT, and if I remember... you were on team FSW.

    You can't sit there and claim that you loved the IWT, and that you always did right by it. You wanted to see it run down just as much as I did. Deep down you know why I called you out for one more match, Christain.

    You're a phony, always have been and always will be. I don't care about the IWT, but what I DO care about is the World Title. And it makes me sick someone like you is written in as the last holder. That's fake, you're fake. And I'm going to prove it. ​
     
  14. TUMBAS

    TUMBAS Indie Wrestler Donor D-Generation X

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    -Dick sits there rocking in his chair as frustration builds as he watches everyone making a big scene around him. He bursts out of his chair and stands on the table as he rips off his jacket and shirt revealing his barrel gut of fat. Sweat pouring of his now shirtless body-

    Hey you mother fuckers! This is about letting the fans ask their favorite wrestler questions. If you wanna bitch and moan about each other, go download twitter ya queers! You all talking as if you are the best. Each and everyone of you isn't shit when Dick is in the room. At IWTMania, I will defeat this hood trash to my right. And I will become IWT champion, and then you will all be running to me! Begging Dick to make you famous, to make you rich. I will be your daddy!

    Can we all just sit the fuck down and wait for the question! I am fucking Raging right now!

    -Dick then starts smacking himself in the face until he draws blood. He wipes it off his face and licks it-

    You see this! This is an americans blood. You smell that pride? Thats 3 tours in Vietnam, 4 in Desert Storm. And I also killed the Mucs Muslim and ended ISIS! I am the only man stood in this room capable of getting the job done. This is the blood of a hero, and the hero always wins...

    -Dick then returns to his chair as he sits casually with blood trickling down his face-
     
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    Farooq shuffles a bit in his seat. The sight of everyone was becoming a mess, as well as his patience thinning. He did silently agree with Dick, he wanted to get this over with. "Can we begin the questioning yet?" He asked, turning his attention to Wayne.
     
  16. Punk

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    Christian looks on confused as he sees Farooq and Dat Kid but can't tell who is who.

    [​IMG]
     
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    *Wayne looks stressed out and tries to regain control of things.*

    Wayne: Alright! Alright! Let's get some questions under way.

    *Reporters start shouting and raising their hands.*

    Wayne: You-...

    *A producer walks over to a reporter and hands him a microphone.*

    Frank: Hello, my name is Frank from The Backyard Wrestling Wire. I have a question for Christian. What is this match about, for you? Is it about the title, is it about proving that you still have it, considering how long you've been away from the ring, or is it something else?

    @Punk
     
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    *Wayne looks over and calls on a reporter in the front row*

    Wayne: Yes, you-...

    *The producer walks over and hands him the microphone*

    Jorge: Thank you, my name is Jorge from The WrestleNews Experience. This is for Andrew...If you win this match, what do you think is going to change for you? What do you see yourself doing after, IF you win? Basically, what's the impact going to be from an Andrew win?

    @andie
     
  19. andie

    andie rockerboy Super Moderator D-Generation X

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    If you're going to address me, you're going to have to do it right. The only thing that you need to call me is the World Heavyweight Champion. Got it? Good.

    So, what happens after I prove that I'm the real World Champion? Well that all depends on the landscape here.

    Will there be any worthy contenders? Probably not.

    Will there be an audience worthy of competing in front of?
    Doubtful.

    Will Christain overdose on pills when he loses?
    Most likely, but I'm not concerned by that.

    The outcome is set in stone, but let's take this one step at a time. Let's worry about Christain strapping that title around my waist, then we'll worry about the future. ​
     
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    Christian: Before answering your question, Frank...

    Christian looks towards Dat Kid

    Christian: I got a question for you. Name me one moment where I haven't showed up in a match? Because if I recall, I was always the first one there and the last to leave. Survivor Series 2013, Team IWT Vs. DX...

    I was the only one of 5 competitors to show up. Where were my other four tag-team partners? One other competitor might've been there, but I wouldn't remember because his presence was never as good as mine.

    None of your guys PRESENCE... IS AS GOOD AS MI-

    Christian gets hit on the head with a thrown lunchbox on the side of his head as his attention was towards Kid.

    As Christian falls, Frank storms up at the press conference table, picks up his lunchbox and removes his mustache & glasses disguise.


    Frank The Jock: IT'S ME! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

    FTJ hands over his cum-stained lunchbox to Farooq

    Frank The Jock: Kid, I'm cashing in my money in the lunchbox for his World Championship! And I'm gonna take it back to Extreme Backyard Wrestling!

    Farooq looks confused and disgusted holding the lunchbox. Farooq drops the lunchbox.

    Wayne: What the hell are you doing?!? That lunchbox is not even even remotely connected to this company! SECURITY!

    Security grab and escort Frank out of the building.

    Frank: I'LL BE BACK! AND I'LL TAKE WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY MINE!

    Frank starts laughing maniacally as he gets escorted out the venue. Christian promptly gains back composure.

    Christian: What the hell happened?

    Anywho...

    What does this match mean to me? It means nothing. I know a fact on no matter what I do or prove in this company, people won't accept that I accomplished what I accomplished. They'll look at me and say, you were awarded a World Heavyweight Champion. How do you live with yourself knowing you were awarded a championship for no reason whatsoever?

    If someone came up to you and gave you an offer for a million dollars and a mansion. Would you say no to that offer? Because I certainly wouldn't.

    I was given an opportunity to carry the World Heavyweight Championship and a prominent role on the card. And I ran with that opportunity and took it to new heights! New heights that got me into the IWT Hall of Fame.

    I was asked because they knew I would run with the ball they gave me. Hell, If they offered me a million dollars and a mansion, I'd quadruple the money I was given and get a bigger mansion because I'm that guy!

    And you look at Andrew that had a short reign, most forgettable IWT Superstar in history, called himself Suicide at one point which should be the definition of his career and life...

    He was given everything and he didn't make anything of it. A failure in everyone's eyes and he sees that in himself. So when he averts his attention to me, it only makes sense that he be jealous and envious. Because everything I touch turns to gold and he wants that.

    He wants ONE. MORE. MATCH.. out of me so he can become someone important. I'll give you your five minutes of fame, Andrew.

    But after those five minutes are over, they won't look at you as Andrew.
    They won't look at you as Suicide.
    They'll look at you as the Homicide... that Christian left in the middle of the ring.
     
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