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Serious I’m having problems, down there *points 2 weiner*

Discussion in 'Personal, Serious, Interests & Debates' started by Dat Kid, Jul 24, 2018.

  1. Dat Kid

    Dat Kid Rookie D-Generation X

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    Like most of you puss magnets I’m fuckin bitches left, right, up, and down. I happen to happen to be the advocate for what I call Cock Lesnar because I’m in high demand and when I show up it’s always Raw. Ayyyy *high fives* @AidsJohnson

    But I’ve literally fucked from night til the next morning and while that’s all fine and dandy Cock Lesnar doesn’t have the endurance for that long of a time, not that it’s a problem cause even on my worse day I’m still well endowed enough for teh bitches and can get a 2nd, 3rd, and 4th wind. However since I moved to the valley I’m considering auditioning for porn which takes hours to film.

    I guess my question is how do I keep Cock Lesnar going without getting an injury?
     
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  2. AidsJohnson

    AidsJohnson Indie Wrestler

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    inb4 someone tells you to eat it before you beat it to give your G of a D less needed time to pound. I'd say do work and don't worry about the amount of times you can/will go as much as the amount of work you put in the 1st and 2nd time. Get it so she's so sore by round 3 she's gonna give up the "I'm considering anal" look, and take that mother fucking W.
     
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  3. Juventudinho

    Juventudinho Il Capitano Administrator

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    You should audition for porn, not even a joke
     
  4. Punk

    Punk Get the Strap! Platinum D-Generation X

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    roadie wants to see your cock, Kid.
     
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  5. Cortana

    Cortana UNSC AI Serial Number: CTN 0452-9 Super Moderator The Four Horsemen

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    When are we gonna do the tag team porno though? I wanna bodyslam bitches on my dick.
     
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  6. AidsJohnson

    AidsJohnson Indie Wrestler

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  7. Juventudinho

    Juventudinho Il Capitano Administrator

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    When are you gonna return to IWT
     
  8. Dat Kid

    Dat Kid Rookie D-Generation X

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    I would imagine The Last Ride involving cunnilingus with a surprise powerbomb during orgasm.
     
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  9. Cortana

    Cortana UNSC AI Serial Number: CTN 0452-9 Super Moderator The Four Horsemen

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    Tombstone is best 69 tbh then put them through a table and climb the ladder, then frog splash into the pussy.
     
  10. Dat Kid

    Dat Kid Rookie D-Generation X

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    Followed by some yes chant fingering
     
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  11. AidsJohnson

    AidsJohnson Indie Wrestler

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    When you need the GOAT back for one.more.loss. IDGAF I'll be down whenever.

    WTF is this D-X banner From has. I'll get back into IWT when you give me my nWo banner.
     
  12. andie

    andie rockerboy Super Moderator D-Generation X

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    He PayPal'd me $50, hmu and I'll give you your nWo one back
     
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  13. AidsJohnson

    AidsJohnson Indie Wrestler

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    daaaaamn i'll need a bit to get the throw away cash to contribute, but i'll let you know.
     
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  14. andie

    andie rockerboy Super Moderator D-Generation X

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    I love you
     
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  15. Juventudinho

    Juventudinho Il Capitano Administrator

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    nWo without Snowman is like nWo without Scott Norton. How the FUCK is it going to work
     
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