CWF - Testing Ground

[Lewb]

So... You Think You're Untouchable?

"Word Life" plays through the newly set out arena and out comes John Cena in his older clothes, a sign of a change from the man of West Newbury. He gives the fans the word life sign and the fans cheer. Cena gets the mic out of his back short pocket and starts to spit.

John Cena

Ladies and gentlemen you can stop holding your breath,
Coz' the restart has been introduced by the CWF.
And to be honest, I'm glad there's new blood in this restart,
To save this fed the same sorry fate as Owen Hart!

The crowd boo at the mention of a wrestling legends death, but Cena carries on regardless.

John Cena

I don't care who's joining me, I don't care who will stick around
Whoever it is that gets in my way will get a detour to the ground.
Everyone wanting to be CWF Champ, thats everybody's view.
You will find that it's impossible once your introduced to the FU.

You got Alberto Del Rio, all the way from Mexico,
Man, I wish it was you in the sky instead of Eddie Guerrero.
But give a man his due, before the restart he was close to being champ,
But news flash, John Cenas here, you won't even make it down the ramp.
So take your little puppy dog, Rodriguez back of the border,
unless hes gonna announce to the world the Thuganomics Order!

And in the other corner Jericho, I don't know what this guys about,
He can do any dance he wants but he knows that I'll make him tap out!
Blonde hair, glittery jackets, performing ballet,
I got nothing to worry about with Y 2 Gay.

I heard Wade Barretts not even coming back, neither are The Corre,
Perhaps they actually realised that as competitors they're all just poor.
Wade's shipped back to Manchester, but The Corre are certainly not United,
Well apart from Gabriel and Slater, unlucky guys, you were sighted.

IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL... What the Rock is cooking?
The smell went off into 2003 believe me, no-one is looking.
You can come and say "you see..." IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU SEE!
The fact of the matter is Rock, that you can't see me!

And as for the rest, you don't even deserve a mention,
None of you can shape up to the John Cena tension.
Yes, its true, I'm word life, and compared to before, a lot meaner.
But its a thuganomic way of life from now on for John Cena.
If you don't like it you know what, your all outta luck,
Coz at the end of the day, this John Cena, don't give a .......

John Cena lifts the mic in the air and a few of the crowd say "fuck" as "Word Life" starts to play again.


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[Troy]

I am not part of CWF but I have to comment on this. This is awesome work lewb! Fantastic rap and when I was reading it I was hearing Cena say it. My only complaint is that I now have Basics Thuganomics stuck in my head.

 

[The Hoov]

OOC: IDK If you mind, but I thought I'd give a sneak peak at my Rock abilities at John Cena's expense LOL

Cena is about to walk out of the ring when all of a sudden a voice rings out in the arena.


IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL........ ..


[video=youtube;ZcIYOgcCcnM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcIYOgcCcnM[/video]


The fans come alive as "The Great One" The Rock makes his way to ringside. He has his eyes locked straight on John Cena as he walks to the ring.

Rock grabs a microphone away from the timekeeper and stomps up the steps. He scales the top rope and lifts his arm up high.

He climbs into the ring and stands across the ring from Cena. The fans are chanting "ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!" as The Rock begins his verbal assault.

The Rock: FINALLY! The Rock HAS COME BACK......to San Jose!


The fans are continuing to come unglued for "The People's Champion" as he continues.


The Rock: Now, The Rock was sitting in the back, minding his own business, when The Rock heard his name coming from one of the monitors back there. When The Rock takes a look at the monitor, there The Rock sees something he's never seen before and, to be quite honest, The Rock is starstruck. Not only did he mention The Rock's name, but he's also standing in the middle of The Rock's ring. It's a real pleasure, Vanilla Ice!


The crowd begins to laugh as Rock openly insults John Cena to his face. Cena doesn't think it's too amusing, however.

The Rock: What's the matter, Ice? Did The Rock get your name wrong? Well, you can't blame The Rock because you came out here on The Rock's show and didn't even have the class to introduce yourself? What is your name?


Cena is about to answer The Rock's question but The Rock cuts him off.


The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS! The fact of the matter is this, John Cena. John Cena, The Rock knows your name. The Rock knows who you are. The Rock knows what your all about. Hell, The Rock even knows you're little catchphrase. The Rock knows about that thing you always do. "YOU CAN'T SEE ME! YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"


The Rock puts his hand up and does the "You Can't See Me" Hand gesture.

The Rock: John Cena, in all seriousness, you came out on The Rock's show and call him out, in front of the world, say that The Rock can't see you? Well, John, The Rock does see you. The Rock sees you for wha you are: The biggest piece of monkey crap that has ever graced God's green earth! The Rock could stand here all night and play battle rap with 8 Mile over here, or The Rock can do what he does best: Whip some candy ass! Because The Rock is the Jabroni-Beating, LALALALALALALALALALOW! Pie-Eating, Trail Blazing, Eyebrow Raising, Heart-Stopping Elbow Dropping, The best in the future, present, and past, if you don't like it John Cena you can kiss the People's Ass! IF YA SMELLLLLLLL-LALALALALALALALALALALALALOW! WHAT THE ROCK.........IS COOKING?!



The fans are going absolutely crazy as Rock glares into Cena's eyes.​

 

[Lewb]

John Cena glaring back at The Rock as he lifts the mic back up to his lips.

John Cena

Yo! Yo! You wanna make this heavy dawg, we can get this going, hear me out, yo!

He's here, in the ring after many a many a years,
But its only gonna be a couple of months before the tears.
The cries of the fans chant Rocky Please Don't Go,
But Hollywood is calling and The Rock just cant say no.

The Rock looks miffed at what Cena had said, but Cena continues regardless.

John Cena

Here's a funny thing, your real name is Dwayne huh?
I bet you sit alone in your room listenin to Gloria Gaynor.
But IT DOESN'T MATTER how much you sing I Will Survive,
Your going straight down with the knuckle shuffle of five.

Because the way I see it Rock, your not the great one,
Your just a right place right time guy, and you had a good run.
Where-as I'm the Champ, I'm here, and I'm here always.
And in the ring I come at you from all sides, like lesbian three-ways!

I'm what your mother thought that you would be, why don't you go ahead and show her?
Oh sorry, I forgot, you can't get satellite over in Samoa.
So while your eyesight may be as good as you claim it to be,
Your old woman, she definitely Can't See Me!

The Rock mouths at Cena that he's taking things a bit too far and Cena shrugs his shoulders continuing.

John Cena

You wanna get in the ring with Hustle, Loyalty and Respect?
Your debut will be like your movie career, trainwrecked!
I'm the new peoples champion, I'm running with the ball,
I'll leave you in the middle of the ring, certainly not walking tall!

But in all honesty Rock, you can take your homosexual masterclass,
Far away from me, your putting nothing in my ass.
Ask for a match, see if I care, bring your best plan.
Because nothing is gunna stop me from putting you down for the three second tan!
And once the smoke as gone and the bell has rung out clear,
Here's the winner of this contest.... John..... Cena!

Cena lifts his arms in the "Word Life" position and stares at The Rock.
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[Itchweed]

AWWWWWE-SOME
I CAME TO PLAY

[video=youtube;-KbNqnU-xl4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KbNqnU-xl4[/video]

The Miz steps out onto the stage wearing a black dressing shirt, with a grey vest over top. The Miz struts down the ramp spinning a microphone in his hand. Miz stops in the middle of the ramp and turns his head looking at a fans signing that says, "Miz is awful!". The Miz shakes his head in disgust and walks around the ring to the stairs and begins to talk as he climbs the stairs.

The Miz: Really? Really? These people don't want to see the same thing; they didn't come to see John Cena, and The Rock, they came here for one reason, and one reason only...

The Miz walks on top the apron and continues to talk as some fans cheer, but most boo.

And that's to see The Miz! These people are sick of the same thing. They don't want to see the same old whack rapper from Boston. Three words Cena; G.. You not. It's disgusting to me how you come out here and rap. Last time I checked this wasn't Mtv; it was MIZ TV!

The arena now fills with boos, as The Miz stops to step inside the ring with John Cena and The Rock.

Here's a reality check Cena, you were a no body last time you were here and your going to be a nobody now. For the first time in your little golden boy life you won't be champion. You won't scream that stupid catch phrase, and the only thing that's going to be spinning is the stars, you're going to see after I give you the Skull crushing Finale. This isn't 8mile Cena, so go on back to your house in West Newburry, and right more rhymes, because we all know; You can't wrestle!

The Miz smiles as the fans boo him, and turns to The Rock, and taps the mic against his chest while looking at him with an umimpressed expression.

Well if it isn't Mr.Hollywood himself! Nine years ago you went one on one with Hulk Hogan in what would be one of the greatest matches in history. You told him that he sold himself out to Hollywood, and the nWo... Yet what did you do just four years later? You left to become a movie star! Movies that were just as bad as John Cena's Marine, or Kane's See No Evil.

At one point and time Rock I would have been honored to step inside a CWF ring with you; but now that I see you, now that I know you're nothing more then a washed up old man I know that I could beat you Rock. Now only would I beat you Rock, but I would send you back to Hollywood so I'd never have to embarrass you again! Now I know what your going to say; You were on reality tv. Very good! I was, but that was only to get my name out there; only to make sure that one day when I became the champion that CWF so desperately needs... Everyone will be pay attention, TMZ, Mtv, Much Music it doesn't matter where you are, but they will all be talking about me; The Miz! And Rock, I don't smell what you're cooking, and I can see John Cena, because I'm THE MIZ!!!

The fans boo The Miz as he gets ready for the next line.

AND I'M!!!

The Miz closes his eyes and puts the microphone against his forehead before bring it back down to his mouth.

AWWWWWESOME!!!

The Miz smiles as he waits for a responds from either men.​

 

[Andrew]

People over there whassup?
If you feel me, stand up and say whassup?
Whassup? (Whassup?) Whassup? (Whassup?)

R-Truth comes out from behind the curtain with a microphone and instantly starts rapping. R-Truth continues as he stops halfway down the ramp looking at John Cena, The Rock and The Miz.



R-Truth;

John, John, John... man, what the hell was that comin' outta ya mouth? Seriously, I'm not even goin' to bother rappin' with you 'cos you John. You're wastin' all the oxygen in the room! Now this business has gone like a rollercoaster, we saw some highlights and we recently saw the downfall but now we've got the restart, that can only mean one... or two things. First of all, it means that everybody's goin' to try harder to make sure this business doesn't fall again, secondly... we will probably see new superstars... You never know, I've probably signed up a contract already, wouldn't you fans love that?

The fans loving R-Truth as Cena looks annoyed.



R-Truth;

Now even tho' I've heard of Alberto Del Rio, what you said about wishin' he was dead... that's a bit too much to ask for John. I don't know what sunk in your head 'cos I remember you bein' a pretty nice dude before you came 'ere. Where's your respect for these wrestlers? You've just picked a fight with the wrong person already and I gotta tell ya John, that ain't cool, it ain't cool at all. Now this 'You Can't See Me' thing you've got goin' on... Truth is... we all can see you. We all know you're nothin' but a whiny little piece of crap. Since your arrival I've been backstage listenin', listenin' real careful and all I hear is yap, yap, yap comin' from you. Now please stop rappin' 'cos you're killin' the audience of those who actually enjoy rap, now that's what's up!

Truth getting huge pops, he looks around and smiles before looking at The Rock.

R-Truth;

Welcome back Rocky, now we both are on the same boat, we both understand that John Cena is nothin' but a wannabe. Rap is somethin' I enjoy, it's what I was brought up with but please leave Eminem as the only greatest white rapper alive, you're killin' me here John. The Rock here has spoken every single word I've always wanted to say about John Cena and I'm glad you did the favor for me Rock. People are here to watch people like The Rock and myself entertain for these people, while you and Miz constantly bag out these people. Question is; why be in a business if all you're doin' is hatin' on it? Love what you do here, love the people who come and watch you perform 'cos that's your livin', if you're goin' to walk away and be a hater, you're not goin' to sell many merchandise, you're wage isn't goin' to be higher then ours... Take a good think about that John. Especially you Miz, the fact you started off on reality television. I'm just glad you weren't a YouTube sensation 'cos that would have really been somethin'.

Now please, you all need to chill out 'cos CWF ain't started back yet. While we're all 'ere waitin' to see what kind of match is announced and such, suggest y'all hold ya horses 'cos when I step into the ring, when I begin... you'll be facin' the truth, the truth of what reality is all about, now... That's What's Up!



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OOC: I'm still Del Rio, I just did this out of boredom

 

[Lewb]

John Cena now finds himself surrounded by three superstars. Not the intimidated type though, John Cena carries on the only way he knows how... by going on the offensive.

John Cena

Yoo yoo yoo what is all this? Can't you all get your own spotlight,
I don't know bout you lot but this many guys lookin at me just don't feel right.
Miz, I didn't even know that you were here.
I assumed you were still with Alex Riley being queer.
And unlike you I don't need no channel on TV.
The losers that watch reality shows, they just can't see me!

You come out here and tell us you're awesome, but at what I'm still don't know.
Perhaps it's styling hair because I heard you love to blow.
Why don't you go back to John Morrison, he always made you look good.
Or you can just leave altogether, like everyone knows you should.
Lets be honest, from when you first came here, no-one liked you one bit.
But are you surprised that no-one likes a jumped up little.....

John Cena lifts the microphone and the crowd chant "SHIT!" in unison. As the crowd stir a little, Cena looks at R-Truth.

John Cena

And what the hell is this now? I can understand the Rock coming out,
And even the Miz to some extent, but you? What's this all about?
R-Truth, with rap as your entrance, that is sick, and not the good sick.
I never thought I'd say this man, but I preferred you as K-Kwik.
See the truth is, people hear your name but never cause no drama,
Maybe because your more of a failure than George Bush and Obama!

Your not gonna bother rapping with me because you know I won't be beat.
You've only made one rap in your life, thats the word on the street.
If you feel me stand up and say whats up, man all I can ever hear is silence,
They don't feel ya dog, it's the CWF, what these people want is violence!
So its time for the owner to listen in, to hear his fans call.
Time for Cena to put this mic down and make all you dreamers fall!
R-Truth you might be here for the fans, but for me, I'll make it blunt,
I'm here for the CWF title, so try and stop me Cu.......


The fans finish off Cena's sentence and gasps of shock and anticipation grow as....​

 

[SBS]

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD!!!​

[video=youtube;c3zOzkt3MPA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3zOzkt3MPA[/video]​

The crowd continues to gasp in shock as the Legend Killer Randy Orton makes his way down to the ring. He is dressed in jeans and a t-shirt as he calmly makes his way down to the ring. The crowd begins bowing to him as a sign of respect to which he merely nods his head.​

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He climbs up the ring steps before stepping between the ropes and getting in the ring. He looks around the ring first at Miz, then at R-truth, The Rock, and finally at John Cena before turning his attention to the turnbuckle and getting up on it and waving his hands out as the crowd applauds him. ​

He steps down and looks right at Cena. ​

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Randy Orton: I am a man of few words, I prefer to let my actions do the talking, but when I saw some of my old nemeses coming out here making stupid raps and claims about becoming the World Champion, I thought, no, I know I have to set them all straight. ​

Orton composes himself before turning to the crowd and beginning to speak. ​

Randy Orton: For those of you who have been living under a rock for most of their lives let me remind you who I am. My name is Randy Orton and I am a third generation Superstar. I am the youngest World Heavyweight Champion of all time, and most importantly I am the best in this business hands down. I was born into greatness and it is greatness which will lead me and not any of you to the World Heavyweight Championship. I made my career off of killing Legends like Shawn Michaels and Hulk Hogan. I have taken on and beaten the Legends of today like Triple H and you John Cena. I don’t care who you are, I don’t care what you have done, you get in my way, you stand between me and destiny, you will be hurt. ​

Orton shakes his head at the rapping Cena before turning towards the Rock. ​

Randy Orton: If you are the past…​

Turns back to Cena.​

Randy Orton: The Present. ​

Turns to the Miz.​

Randy Orton: Or the future….​

Turns back to the audience.

Randy Orton: No one is going to stop me from becoming the greatest superstar CWF will ever know. Before the year is over I vow that each and every single one of you superstars in the ring will feel my boot coming straight down on your head. By the end of the year I will be CWF Champion, so whoever is in charge of this place I hope you are listening to me. If you give me the first shot… No, WHEN you give me the first shot, you won’t ever need or have another champion, because I am Randy Orton, I am the greatest, and winning is my destiny.

The crowd lets off a mixed reaction as Orton gives off a faint smirk. He is interrupted by…​

OOC: A little short and a little rusty, but wanted to get the hang of this forum so it is all good. ​

 

[The Hoov]

The Rock takes a look around the ring at all the men surrounding him. He gets ready to leave but abruptly turns back to them.

The Rock: What The Rock wants each and every one of you to do is KNOW YOUR ROLE......AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!


The crowd gives a big pop to The Rock. He eyes up Randy Orton.


The Rock: Randy Orton. The Viper. The Legend Killer. Randy Orton, The Rock knows what your capable of. The Rock knows what you can do. But there's one more thing The Rock knows about you and that is, Randy Orton, is you have the ability to put all of these people to sleep! The Rock has never seen anything like it in his life! You can come out here and with the sound of your voice, Randy Orton, you have rendered these people unconscious!


The crowd begins to chuckle at The Rock's joke. Rock turns to Miz.


The Rock: And look what we have here. It's The Miz. You come out here on The Rock's show in front of the MILLIONS.....


The crowd yells back "MILLIONS!" at The Rock.


The Rock: And Millions of The Rock's fans and you say The Rock is a traitor? You say that The Rock has betrayed his fans? You say The Rock's movies are bad? Well Miz, The Rock says this. The Rock says that if Mr. MTV says one more word about The Rock abandoning these fans, The Rock is going to layeth the smacketh down on his candy ass! Miz, The Rock never left his fans. These fans came with me. At every movie opening, at every red carpet, at ever talk show appearance, these fans were there, chanting The Rock's name......


The fans begin to chant "ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY! ROCKY!" Rock then looks over at R-Truth


The Rock: R-Truth.....What's Up? The Rock isn't too familiar with your work but R-Truth, The Rock can see that you have major respect for The People's Champ and that means a lot to The Rock, it really does. But make no mistake about it, if you get in The Rock's way, The Rock will check your ass right into the Smackdown Hotel!


The crowd is absolutely eating this up. Rock then turns to Cena again.


The Rock: And John Cena, I can see that you're still continuing to rap at The Rock, so let The Rock tell you what he's going to do. The Rock will play your little games and The Rock, he has a special rap for you, John Cena and it goes like this:


The Rock bends down and prepares to rap.

The Rock: Yo John Cena, It's the Great One. You better quit rapping because your act is done. "You Can't See Me" 'cause I'm The Rock, But I see you and you suck.....


The Rock holds up his microphone as the crowd yells "COCK!" at John Cena. Cena is furious at this.


The Rock: So, all of you jabronies listen to The Rock. There's only one person becoming CWF Champion and that's The People's Champ. And, if you can't handle it, you can all kiss The Rock's ass!


The Rock begins to glare all around the ring.​

 

[Lewb]

John Cena looks around in the packed ring and no-one is saying anything so he lifts the mic to his lips one more time.

John Cena

Is that it guys? Is that all, are you done?
I never thought I would make this much drama when I begun.
But its true, you know what they say, the best attracts the rest
And as I'm the best, you can put that to the test!

Randy Orton, now I know for a fact you can't see me,
Those voices in your head are just begging you to get back with Cody.
You've got that look in your eyes, like your about to strike,
I got nothing to worry about, your the Evander to my Iron Mike.
The only difference is this bout will only happen one time,
And as I knock you clean out i'll show I'm in my prime!
Ladies and gentlemen, get your cameras out in a hurry,
Coz it wont be long before I make this snake slither back to Missouri.

Wow Rock, sorry about that, I forgot you were still here.
Your slow on the uptake of the message I gave you it appears.
So let me put this in terms that even you can take in,
THE ROCK... HE LOSER... JOHN CENA... HE WIN.
You know that you can't beat John Cena when he's on his flow,
He's made you look a fool Rock, now let him get on with the show.

Now while this has been fun, i'ts time to call it a day.
I don't care if your hear voices in your head, or if you came to play.
John Cenas claimed his stake on this federations gold,
Now that's whats up so R-Truth, you can consider yourself told.
And you can say what you want after I go through the curtain and disappear,
It doesn't matter what you think, I KNOW... the champ is here!

"Word Life" plays again through the PA, as John Cena walks through all the superstars that came down to confront him, propped himself down from the ring and made his way to the back.​

 

[Killz]

OOC : I've LOVED reading this guys. Really has helped me stay on task in getting CWF up and running again. You guys really stood out here and showed not only have you still got it but that you've never lost it with these characters! Hope you're all excited for the re-start. I'll let everyone know here that a Genesis results show and the first preview for the CWF re-start are set to be posted TONIGHT so you guys will be able to start TT'ing again later tonight/tomorrow

<3

 

[Killz]

Scratch that, don't think it would be fair for the guys who won/lost at Genesis to know the details given that EVERYTHING is addressed in the preview and upcoming WAR show so likely just the WAR preview tonight. Any pressing matters RE: Genesis can be found out via PM

 

[Lewb]

Bump.... simply for nostalgia.

 

[Slim]

Instead of bumping it... how about restarting it. Just a random thread for people to grab whoever they want and just to a little TT for fun against anybody that happens to be in it. Could turn out pretty fun cause that stuff on page one looked good and fun. Made me sad I missed it.

 

[Andrew]

I will rename this thread as the E-Fed Boredom Fun Thread